Something sinister lurks in the woods around Strong Point, draining elves of their strength, energy, and most terrifyingly... their ability to train close to failure.

When a mysterious Shadow Wraith begins targeting the village's most dedicated lifters, making them doubt their form and forget their 1RM, Tinsel must face his greatest challenge yet. Can perfect technique triumph over supernatural doubt?

Join us for this special holiday episode as we return to the magical village of Strong Point, where we discover that true strength isn't just about moving weight - it's about moving it with purpose, even when facing your darkest fears.

You'll learn that:

• True strength comes from facing doubts, not denying them

• Perfect form isn't just about the weight - it's about mastery of movement

• Community support and proper technique can overcome any challenge

• Even elves need to train

Plus, discover why Mrs. Claus's protein sugar cookies finally stopped tasting like chalk.

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Tinsel’s Origin Story:

• The Elf Who Wanted to Improve His Health (and Get Jacked)
  

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Transcript

Philip Pape: 0:01

Welcome back, dear listeners, to the magical village of Strongpoint, where snowflakes shimmer like perfectly polished 45-pound plates and every elf has a story to tell. If you joined us last year, you'll remember the inspiring journey of a small but mighty elf named Tinsel. For those who missed it maybe you were too busy tracking your macros or obsessing over your step count let me catch you up. Tinsel wasn't always the symbol of strength and hope that Strongpoint now knows. He once felt as weak as a first-time lifter, trying to explain why they skipped squat day. But with the guidance of Whitney Strongpoint's most compassionate and wise mentor and, let's be honest, the only one who truly understood proper periodization Tinsel discovered that true transformation comes from consistency, proper form and occasionally admitting that, yes, you probably should sleep more this week. By last Christmas Eve, tinsel had become Strongpoint's go-to example of what happens when you actually follow the program instead of just doing whatever that one elf fluencer on Elfingram or EG suggests. Santa himself recognized Tinsel's efforts, entrusting him with leading the sleigh-loading team, a task that requires both strength and the ability to convince Reindeer that no, they cannot skip their carbs. But today's story is different. It's about what happens after you've hit your goals, when the progress pictures are framed on the wall and the before and after shots have gotten a thousand likes. It's about facing a different kind of challenge, one that can't be solved with just another set of bench presses, though Tinsel certainly tried. So grab your protein shake properly, mix this time. We don't want those clumps find a comfortable position, with a neutral spine, of course. And let me tell you about the time Strongpoint faced its darkest hour, which, considering we live in the North Pole, where it's dark half the year, is really saying something. Chapter 1. The First Signs, or why Recovery Actually Matters.

Philip Pape: 2:00

The trouble began on what seemed like an ordinary day in Strongpoint. The village glittered under fresh snow, toy production was hitting new PRs and Tinsel was doing what he did every morning teaching a group of young elves the finer points of Romanian deadlift form, while simultaneously meal prepping and reviewing Santa's logistics spreadsheets. Remember, he demonstrated with a perfectly loaded barbell keep your core braced, like you're about to tell Mrs Claus that her cookie recipe needs more protein powder. Have you ever actually done that, asked Pip, the youngest and most inquisitive of his students. No, tinsel admitted. But I did once suggest she try protein ice cream instead of regular ice cream in her shakes and that felt pretty close to me needing maximum intra-abdominal pressure. That's when Holly burst into the training area. Her usual sparkle dimmed and her festive bells jingling in what could only be described as a minor key. Holly was known throughout Strongpoint for three things Her cheerful songs, her perfect barbell bent over row form and her ironclad rule about never interrupting a training session unless something was seriously wrong. Tinsel, she gasped Something's out there in the woods, something wrong. Tinsel carefully unloaded his plates and racked his barbell because proper gym etiquette doesn't take holidays and asked Holly to explain. I was out gathering pine cones for our lateral raise superset station. She began when I felt it watching me. It's cold, but not the kind of cold you feel in your fingers, more like the kind you feel when someone tells you you're rounding your back too much with your deadlift. The young elves gasped. They knew that was the worst kind of cold. Chapter two the growing shadow, or why you should never skip your compound lifts.

Philip Pape: 3:37

That evening, as the village gathered around the great tree to share stories and their carefully measured portions of casein protein pudding, more elves spoke of the mysterious presence Aspen, strongpoint's most dedicated powerlifting enthusiast, who once attempted to convince Santa to replace his sleigh with a power rack stepped forward. It drains your energy, he said, his voice unusually quiet. I went out for my usual lower body day, you know, just a light session of back squats, leg press and walking lunges, and I barely made it back. It's like something sapped my will to train. I even considered skipping my accessory work. The crowd murmured in horror. Aspen never skipped accessories, ever.

Philip Pape: 4:17

Tinsel exchanged glances with Whitney who had been quietly analyzing the situation while doing her evening set of overhead presses, because shoulder health doesn't take holidays either. This sounds like more than just seasonal fatigue, whitney said thoughtfully, though I do think some of you could benefit from a deload week. But what could cause such weakness? Tinsel wondered aloud, absentmindedly, doing some trap, bar shrugs as he thought. Even that time we accidentally replaced all the pre-workout with decaf Elvish Energizer tea. Wasn't this bad.

Philip Pape: 4:45

Just then, jingle, strongpoint's resident gym equipment mechanic and unofficial chronicler of weird stuff, pushed through the crowd clutching an ancient-looking book titled Supernatural Phenomena and Proper Programming Splits. I think I know what we're dealing with, jingle announced, flipping through pages. The symptoms match perfectly with legendary accounts of the Shadow Wraith, chapter 3. The Preparation Phase, or why Programming Actually Matters. The revelation hit Strongpoint harder than doms. After week one of a new high-volume phase. The Shadow Wraith wasn't just a legend. Parents used to convince elflings to rack their weights. It was real. According to these records, jingle continued adjusting his spectacles while doing standing calf raises, because elves are excellent multitaskers.

Philip Pape: 5:34

The Shadow Wraith feeds on doubt, fatigue and improper form. It's basically like that one guy at the gym who always has something negative to say about your technique, except, you know, supernatural and actually dangerous. Whitney stepped forward her strategic mind, already mapping out a plan. They will need to be stronger, not just physically but mentally. Tinsel. Remember how you used to doubt yourself before learning about progressive overload. You mean last year, when I thought I couldn't load Santa's sleigh? Tinsel replied unconsciously, straightening his posture, because posture cues never leave your thoughts Back, when I didn't understand that strength is built gradually, like adding five pounds to the bar each week. Exactly, whitney nodded. We need to prepare everyone the same way, but this time we're not just fighting physical weakness, we're fighting something that targets our insecurities. And so began Operation Iron Will, named by Tinsel, though Whitney had lobbied for the unforgiving Project. No Excuses.

Philip Pape: 6:29

The village transformed into what can only be described as the world's most festive training camp. The toy workshop became a makeshift gym with production lines cleverly redesigned to incorporate the main movement patterns. Elves practiced their form while assembling dolls and trains, turning every toy-making session into an opportunity for gains. Mrs Claus even got involved, reformulating her famous hot chocolate recipe to include 25 grams of protein per serving, though the first batch tasted suspiciously like liquid chalk. Tinsel established different training stations throughout the village the Confidence Corner, where elves practice their compound lifts with perfect form Remember, he'd say, the Shadow Wraith can't feed on your doubt if your technique is flawless.

Philip Pape: 7:11

The Mental Strength Station featuring a mirror where elves practice positive self-talk while doing triceps, press downs. Your triceps deserve respect became an unlikely but popular mantra. The Team Unity Zone, where partners spotted each other on bench press while sharing their fears and insecurities your spotters got your back just like a vertical bar, but popular mantra. The Team Unity Zone where partners spotted each other on bench press while sharing their fears and insecurities your spotters got your back just like a vertical bar. Path has your spines back during deadlifts. But not everyone was convinced. Bernard, the head of toy production and notorious volume addict, questioned the methodology. Shouldn't we be training harder, he argued during a village meeting. Maybe add some extra sets or triple our working weight. Whitney shut that down faster than you can say eagle lifting, bernard. She said patiently when is doing more reps with poor form ever solved anything? Besides, you still haven't mastered the mind-muscle connection with your lateral delts. Bernard muttered something about lateral raises being overrated, but wisely didn't push the issue.

Philip Pape: 8:02

Chapter 4. The Unexpected Challenge, or why you Should Always have a Backup Plan. Just as the village was hitting its stride in preparation, something unexpected happened. The Shadow Wraith, apparently not content to wait for a proper confrontation, began targeting individual elves during their solo training sessions. First was Snowflake, who was known for her incredible ability to train with effort. A few reps shy of failure, she came back from what should have been a simple push day, looking shaken. It made me forget how to feel my pecs engaging. She whispered, traumatized. I was just moving the weight around like a CrossFit athlete. No offense to CrossFit athletes, but proper technique is serious business in Strongpoint.

Philip Pape: 8:42

Then came Peppermint's terrifying experiments during his back training. I was in the middle of my lat pulldowns. He recounted, focusing on pulling with my elbows and back, like Whitney taught us, and suddenly this cold voice whispered are you sure you're not just using your biceps, he shuddered. I haven't been able to feel my lats since the final straw came when the Wraith targeted Cookie, strongpoint's most dedicated tracker of macros and training progress. He returned from his session crying out. It made me lose count of my PRs. How am I supposed to ensure progressive overload if I can't accurately gauge my PRs?

Philip Pape: 9:16

Tinsel knew they had to act fast. The Shadow Wraith wasn't just attacking their bodies, it was targeting the very foundations of their training methodology. It was time to take the fight to the shadows themselves. But first they needed a plan and, as any good lifter knows, the best plans involve proper warm-ups, strategic loading schemes and, most importantly, knowing exactly when and how to execute the perfect rep with maximum effort. Whitney Tinsel said his voice firm, with determination. I think it's time we showed this wraith the true meaning of training hard.

Philip Pape: 9:48

Chapter 5. The Final Preparation, or why Effort Beats Mind Games. Tinsel and Whitney gathered Strongpoint's most dedicated lifters in what they called an emergency programming session. The toy workshop's break room, now converted into a strategy center, was filled with training logs, proper form diagrams and one very elaborate whiteboard showing the perfect bar path for each of the main lifts. Okay, team Tinsel addressed the group casually doing some low bar squat bar stretches, because shoulder health waits for no elf, not even during tactical meetings.

Philip Pape: 10:20

We're dealing with an enemy that feeds on our self-doubt. It's basically like that voice in your head that says you're not ready to add another plate to the bar, except this one can actually freeze your soul. So what's the plan, asks Cookie, still traumatized from his PR counting incident. Hit it with some heavy compounds, maybe a German volume training protocol? Whitney stepped forward, shaking her head. This isn't about how much we can lift, it's about how well we can lift it. The Shadow W we can lift. It's about how well we can lift it. The shadow wraith targets our insecurities. But what's the one thing that perfect form and true strength can't doubt that feeling when you nail a rep with perfect execution? Suggested Snowflake Exactly. Whitney smiled. Effort doesn't lie. You either train hard or you don't. There's no room for doubt. Tinsel caught on immediately. So we're not just going to confront this thing, we're going to show it what real strength looks like. Not just moving weight, but moving it with purpose, with focus, with maximum effort. The group finished in unison.

Philip Pape: 11:17

Chapter 6. Into the Woods or the Pre-Workout Kicks. In.

Philip Pape: 11:22

The next morning, a small but determined group ventured into the forest. They carried their most reliable equipment Perfectly knurled barbells, carefully calibrated cast iron plates because uneven loads are nobody's friends and enough chalk to supply a teacher's convention. Tinsel led the way, with Whitney close behind, providing form cues out of habit. Remember to brace. Maintain a neutral spine. The rest of the team followed, each chosen for their specific strengths Snowflake, whose ability to train close to failure could probably bench press by itself. Cookie, who could calculate protein and a muscle gain calorie surplus in his sleep. Aspen, who had finally admitted that maybe maxing out wasn't always the answer. And Peppermint, who might have been scared of the Wraith but was more scared of missing a scheduled training day.

Philip Pape: 12:05

The forest was eerily silent, like a gym at 5am before the pre-workout kicks in. Shadows stretched long and thin between the trees, as if they were doing their own version of superfluous mobility work. Suddenly, a chill swept through the group, carrying with it a laugh that sounded like the creaking of a poorly maintained cable crossover machine. Who dares disturb my domain? The voice seemed to come from everywhere and nowhere, like that one guy at the gym who keeps giving unsolicited advice. The shadow wraith materialized before them, its form shifting like the explanations of someone who clearly prefers higher reps and lighter weights Strength. It hissed its voice like the squeak of an unoiled cable machine. You think strength will save you? I am doubt itself. I am the voice that whispers. One more cheat meal won't hurt, and maybe you should test your max again, even though you're in the middle of a training block.

Philip Pape: 12:57

Tinsel stepped forward, his heart pounding, but his form perfect. We're not afraid of doubt, he said. We faced it before during every plateau, every failed rep, every time we had to deload. But we learned something important True strength isn't about never doubting, it's about moving forward anyway, with proper form, maximum effort and progressive overload. The wraith loomed closer, its shadowy tendrils curling like a loaded barbell, trying to pull you forward during a deadlift. Prove it, it whispered, chapter 7. The Final Set, or Perfect Form Meets Perfect Storm. What happened next would be talked about in Strongpoint for generations to come.

Philip Pape: 13:35

Each elf stepped forward, demonstrating not just strength but mastery of form and technique. Snowflake performed an intense set of perfect form barbell rows. But mastery of form and technique. Snowflake performed an intense set of perfect form barbell rows. Her level of effort so strong it seemed to make the shadows themselves retreat. Cookie executed a series of textbook stiff leg deadlifts, each rep timed with mathematical precision. Aspen, instead of trying to max out, demonstrated the beauty of controlled, sub-maximal pause, front squats with perfect execution. The Wraith screamed in frustration, its form flickering like an influencer's attention when they're checking their phone in the gym. This means nothing. You still doubt, you still fear? Of course we do. Whitney stepped forward, but we don't let it stop us. Every single one of us has felt uncertain, scared, even weak, but we show up anyway. We put in the work, we trust the process and, most importantly, tinsel added setting up for what would be the most important set of his life. We never sacrifice form and effort for ego.

Philip Pape: 14:34

Chapter 8. The Final Showdown, or when perfect form meets the perfect moment. Tinsel stepped up to the perfectly positioned barbell, his stance shoulder-width apart, because even in a supernatural crisis, proper setup is crucial. The rest of the team arranged themselves in a perfect circle like the world's most determined group of spotters. Watch and learn, tinsel said to the wraith, his voice steady. This is what real strength looks like. He began with what appeared to be a standard deadlift setup, but this was no ordinary lift. Every elf present could feel the magic building, not the usual North Pole variety that made toys dance and reindeer fly. But something deeper, more fundamental the kind of magic that happens when determination meets perfect technique. You call that a setup.

Philip Pape: 15:17

The wraith mocked its voice dripping with the kind of condescension usually reserved for gym bros critiquing someone's form on Elfengram. I can sense your doubt, your fear, your worry that maybe your back isn't perfectly neutral. But Tinsel didn't waver. Instead, he did something unexpected. He cued each part of his lift out loud, turning his technique into a battle. Cry Brace. The ground seemed to stabilize beneath them. Engage the lats. Shadowcry Brace, the ground seemed to stabilize beneath them. Engage the lats. The shadows flickered uncertainly. Drop my hips. The darkness began to retreat. Drive through the floor. Light started breaking through the trees. The wraith screamed, its form wavering like the resolution of someone who just discovered the free pizza day at Planet Fitness. Stop, you can't possibly maintain perfect form under maximum load. Wanna bet? Whitney called out. Show it your working sets, tinsel.

Philip Pape: 16:04

What followed was the most technically perfect series of reps ever witnessed in the North Pole. Each movement was executed with precision that would make a starting strength coach weep with joy. The bar path was so straight you could use it to align the stars. The other elves joined in, adding their own perfectly executed movements to the mix. Cookie performed overhead presses so precise you could set an atomic clock by them. Snowflake's lat pulldowns were masterclass in scapular depression. Even Bernard, who had followed them into the woods because FOMO affects elves too contributed with some surprisingly well-controlled dumbbell presses. But but the wraith sputtered now, barely maintaining its form. What about progressive overload? Surely you can't progress forever. Progress isn't always about adding weight, whitney declared. Stepping forward. Sometimes it's about better form, better effort, better control. That's what you never understood. Strength isn't just about the weight on the bar, it's about mastery of movement combined with a progress in your work over time. The Wraith let out one final desperate cry something about unconventional training methods before dissolving into mist, swept away by a perfect below-parallel squat depth from Tinsel, chapter 9.

Philip Pape: 17:12

The Victory Celebration, or when Proper Recovery Meets Party Time. When the group returned to Strongpoint, they were greeted as heroes. The village erupted in cheers, though everyone was careful to maintain proper bracing during their celebration jumps. That night they feasted on macro-friendly holiday treats. Mrs Claus had outdone herself with protein sugar cookies that actually tasted like cookies instead of flavored chalk. A North Pole first. Even Santa was impressed, though he still refused to swap his sleigh runners for a barbell. You've done more than save the village, santa told Tinsel during the celebration. You've shown everyone that true strength comes from facing your doubts, not denying them. Though, he added with a twinkle in his eye, I still think you could loosen up a bit about strict form during gift wrapping.

Philip Pape: 17:58

Tinsel stood at the heart of it all. His posture, athletic as ever, because good habits don't take holidays. He had faced the darkness and emerged stronger, not just for himself, but for everyone around him. As he watched the glowing faces of his friends and neighbors, he realized that the real victory wasn't just banishing the shadow wraith. It was showing that when you face your fears with well-practiced technique, unwavering determination and always making the attempt, there's nothing you can't overcome. And so the legend of tinsel grew, a story retold each holiday season to remind the village that true strength comes in many forms, but preferably with proper form and maximum effort. The end Until next bulking season.

Philip Pape: 18:39

Friends and listeners, if you enjoyed the story, I'd love to hear from you. Send me a message on Instagram at Wits and Weights, or join our free Facebook group and hang out with us as we get ready for the new year. Links are in the show notes. I wish you all the happiest of holidays, whatever you celebrate, and a healthy, strong and resilient new year. I'm Philip Pape and you're listening to the Wits and Weights Podcast. I'll talk to you next time.